Residents of Blackwater visited the North Pole this week and were surprised to discover Santa Claus and his army of elves hard at work preparing for Christmas.
“Ho ho ho! Greetings and welcome to the –” Santa began to say, before he noticed the unusually kinky attire of the Blackwater visitors. “What in the hell?” he continued, noticing in particular Layla’s micro skirt and locked blindfold. “Holy shit Layla, you are a naughty girl!” he said.
After some paperwork was completed, Santa confirmed that none of the residents of Blackwater are on the “nice” list this year. All of Blackwater’s residents are instead on the “naughty” list, some of them permanently. For example, Miss Alli has accumulated enough naughty points that she will be on the naughty list for the next 300 years.
“I’m sorry none of you are on the nice list,” said Santa, who then secretly nudged Miss Alli and asked if she is available sometime after Christmas for a little one-on-one play time in the dungeon. (It turns out Santa is quite naughty himself and wants to spend some time on a St. Andrew’s cross.)
“People misunderstand the milk and cookies thing,” Santa explained. “They think I’m a jolly old saint, but milk and cookies is just my preferred aftercare following a good beating,” he said.
After visiting Santa, the Blackwater residents (Miss Alli, Steph, Layla, Pukara and their friend Marie) continued on their merry way, visiting a multitude of wintry holiday sims across Second Life. Fun was had.